I was at home, i was with my dad’s phone cos i had no phone
a friend of mine called John came around and was like James there’s a party and you have to come around.
i was like i’m not coming to the party and all
and he said he will call the celebrant’s best friend so that you’ll come and perform.
I was ah like money, me i will go.
They know me for going to parties and bars dancing and performing.
From there, i went but i didn’t dress like i was going to perform, i wear something tight so i can easily free myself.
there were girls, fine fine girls, fine chick.
They were guys and the celebrant was bringing the cake
all i know is that they have to pay me even if i perform or not.
My friend was like they will pay me even if i didn’t perform.
like 2 thousand naira, i was like it’s 5 thousand i’ll collect.
as the party was going on, the MC was funny and all
then i heard a shout, i thought it was robbers cos i’ve been to a party where robbers came and collected phones and wallets.
so i wanted to run but my shoe wasn’t going to allow me go fast so i threw it way.